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1. Flowers for Your Grave

”Oh, I have just the guy.”

2. Hedge Fund Homeboys

“Next time, put it on speakerphone.”

3. Hedge Fund Homeboys

”Did he just say ‘exactly’? Cause I heard him say ‘exactly.’”

4. A Chill Goes Through Her Veins

“Mom, we are totally doing battle on the field of honor.”

5. A Chill Goes Through Her Veins

“If we’re married, I want a divorce.”

6. Always Buy Retail

“Never, ever call me ‘kitten.’”

7. Home is Where the Heart Stops

“You’re a very good teacher.”

8. Home is Where the Heart Stops

“This is Detective Castle. To all units, that’s a negatory on the backup.”

9. Ghosts

“I think I got a bag of gummy bears.”

10. The Double Down

“Hundred on us.”

11. The Double Down

“Well, I don’t want to shave my head, do you?”

12. Fool Me Once

“It’s on page 105, by the way. That sex scene you were looking for.”

13. Vampire Weekend

“Okay, A, there are no cows in space. B, didn’t you wear that, like, five years ago?”

14. Vampire Weekend

“Just because I’ve seen your tat doesn’t mean I’m gonna show you my-“

15. Famous Last Words

“Or I will call the truant officer…do you still have truant officers?”

16. Kill the Messenger

“Yeah. He’s our boss.”

17. Sucker Punch

“Now back him off, or Castle dies.”

18. Sucker Punch

“I’ve gotten used to you pulling my pigtails.”

19. The Third Man

“I sometimes forget I’m not actually a cop.”

20. The Mistress Always Spanks Twice

“Do you think we could gag him?”

21. Tick, Tick, Tick…

“What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?”

22. Tick, Tick, Tick…

“It’s an edible way of saying, ‘Thank you so much for last night.’”

23. Boom!

“The…do you have anything to wear that’s nonflammable?”

24. Boom!

“I was aiming for his head.”

25. Wrapped Up In Death

“What do I do if the elevator falls? I think I’m supposed to jump in the air? No! Lay on the ground!”

26. Den of Thieves

“And this is my other partner, Castle.”

27. Food to Die For

“You’re hot for Castle. You wanna make little Castle babies.”

28. A Deadly Affair

“Richard Castle, you’re under arrest for murder.”

29. A Deadly Affair

“Castle! Down on the ground, now!”

30. He’s Dead, She’s Dead

“My given name is Richard Alexander Rodgers. What a coincidence, huh?”

31. Anatomy of a Murder

“Don’t worry, Castle. I’d get you out.”

32. 3XK

“Definitely you.”

33. 3XK

“I’m so glad that you’re okay.”

34. Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind

”Who are you? Where’s Castle?”

35. Close Encounters of the Murderous Kind

“My partner is crazy and may start firing at any moment.”

36. Last Call

“But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”

37. Nikki Heat

“So he fantasizes about you through his writing. It’s literally verbal masturbation!”

38. Nikki Heat

“Jennifer Scout Duffy-O’Malley, will you make me the happiest guy in the world and marry me?”

39. Poof, You’re Dead

“Alakazam, jackass.”

40. Knockdown

“Think about how much you love Alexis, and that is how much I love you.”

41. Knockdown

“He’s not buying it, Castle.”

42. The Final Nail

“Show me a hero and I’ll write you a tragedy. F. Scott Fitzgerald said that.”

43. Countdown

“Castle, no. Okay? Shh. You were right. We found the bomb. We were just too late.”

44. Countdown

“Oh! Castle! Oh!”

45. One Life to Lose

“The only thing that knife could kill is butter.”

46. To Love and Die in LA

“You were a mystery I was never going to solve.”

47. Knockout

“I know you hide there, the same way you hide in these nowhere relationships with men you don’t love.”

48. Knockout

“For a man who makes his living with words, you sure have a hell of a time finding them when it counts.”

49. Knockout

“No, God, Castle, let me go!”

50. Knockout

“Kate, I love you. I love you, Kate.”

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